What kind of furniture does a Goddess worshipper prefer?
Wicker
What’s the difference between New Age and Pagan?
About £500 a weekend
What do you call thirteen witches in a hot tub?
A self-cleaning coven
What do you say to an angry witch?
Ribbit
What’s the best thing about Pagan friends?
They worship the ground you walk on.
Jesus saves. The Goddess invests.
Sign in a Wiccan Bookstore: “No Shoplifting! Offenders will be Possessed! Second-time Offenders will be Re-Possessed!”
When the Goddess created men she must have been drunk and horny.