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Wicca is not a solemn and staid religion, just as life is not always serious. It is important to not take yourself too seriously, so take a look at these examples of Wiccan jokes and one-liners and have a laugh.
How many robes can a Witch ignite
While dancing too close to the flame?
How many words from the Grimm Brothers’ tales
Can you really expect to “reclaim”?
And how many chants fall as flat as a tack
When you mispronounce each Sacred Name?
Chorus:
The candles, my friend, are blowin’ out again.
The candles are blowin’ out again.
1. The book would be called Windows to the Goddess.
2. Iconology would be a major chapter.
3. A revised edition would be released approximately every 6 months without which your magic would no longer work.
4. Your broom would crash at least once a week.
5. Cauldrons would be called recycle bins.
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A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. The Pagan asks, “Where am I?”
Peter says, “You’re at the gates of heaven.”
The Pagan says, “But I don’t believe in heaven.”
Peter frowns at him. “You’re one of those Pagans, aren’t you?”
“Yes. I believe I’m in the wrong place; I’m supposed to go to Summerland.”
Peter says, “Sorry. We took over Summerland, and it’s temporarily closed for remodeling.”
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