Bill Gates’ Book on Wicca

1. The book would be called Windows to the Goddess.

2. Iconology would be a major chapter.

3. A revised edition would be released approximately every 6 months without which your magic would no longer work.

4. Your broom would crash at least once a week.

5. Cauldrons would be called recycle bins.

6. A book of shadows would be called the folder of magic.

7. A free high speed connection spell would come with every book.

8. Ever now and then, your circle would collapse and you would have to perform the reboot ritual to get it working.

9. If you used the more powerful MagicNT rituals, the above would happen to all circles within a 5 mile radius.

10. At least once a month, you would have to reinstall your spells into your folder of magic.

11. You would have to use a start ritual to exit your circle. (And cake and wine would only be available after a sign from the Goddess saying it was safe to do so.)

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A Pagan In Hell

A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. The Pagan asks, “Where am I?”

Peter says, “You’re at the gates of heaven.”

The Pagan says, “But I don’t believe in heaven.”

Peter frowns at him. “You’re one of those Pagans, aren’t you?”

“Yes. I believe I’m in the wrong place; I’m supposed to go to Summerland.”

Peter says, “Sorry. We took over Summerland, and it’s temporarily closed for remodeling.”

“What should I do now?”

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Add A Link To Roots

You can create a link to Pagan Roots using the images and code examples below. If you want to use a picture, please right click on the image you like and choose ‘Save Image As’, then save it to your computer. Move it to the images folder of your website, and upload it to your web server. Then copy and paste the HTML code into the page you’d like to show the link on. In the code, change the section “address of the file on your server” to the address of the picture on your web server. If you’d prefer to just create a text link, you can copy the code for one of the first three example links given below, and simply paste it into your website, no changes needed.
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Community Links

Pagan Network
The Pagan Network is a free online information resource and online community for Pagans from different spiritual paths. Whether you are a Wiccan, a Shaman, a Druid or a Santerian, or simply love and respect nature and its life forms, this website offers a refreshing, inspiring look into the many different paths open to all Pagans today.

Circle Casters
We are Circle Casters, an online Pagan, Wiccan and Druid Group. It is our aim to provide a safe, caring and productive place for local Pagans, Wiccans and Druids to meet, discuss issues and work together to make our small world just a little bit better. Visit the site to read our bi-monthly magazine.

Witch’s Brew
For all of mother’s children.

The Pagan Federation
The Pagan Federation was founded in 1971 to provide information on Paganism and to counter misconceptions about the religion. It works to promote the rights of Pagans to worship freely and without censure.

The Witches’ Voice
NeoPagan news and networking, on the net since ’97. An advertising free, community-driven resource.

The Cauldron
A Pagan forum designed to foster an interfaith community of Pagans and their friends where all members can learn and grow spiritually and intellectually through discussion and debate — and have a good time doing so.

Dragonswood is a friendly resource for Pagans of all Paths and for those of you who may be exploring a new spiritual direction and want to know about Paganism, Witchcraft, Shamanism, Druidry or Heathenism. It matters not because all are welcome.

The Celtic Connection
We are one of the largest Wicca, Pagan and Witchcraft sites on the internet bringing you information and a complete line of magickal products at very affordable prices. A place where followers of Wicca, Witchcraft, Shamanism, Druidry and Pagan beliefs meet to celebrate the magickal life.

Mystic Wicks
Online Pagan community and spiritual sanctuary.

The White Goddess
An online resource for Pagans, Wiccans and Witches, providing in depth information on a varied range of areas, including, moon phases, the Sabbats, book of shadows and a forum for the serious discussion of Pagan topics.

Gaia’s Garden
A place to honour mother earth and share thoughts on the many paths of earth tradition.

The Druid Network
The Druid Network presents an insight into Druidry as it perceives it as a religious practice and aims to act as a framework, making tangible the spirit-web that is the global community of the Druid tradition.

Divine Kindred Society
A community site for practical Wiccans using technology. This website has many useful features and welcomes individuals from all walks of life to their online coven.

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Other Links

True Chakra

Take this free 3-minute chakra test and find out where your energetic strengths and weaknesses lie. You’ll get a custom report with expert guidance on how each of your seven chakras are affecting your life.


Numerology is a way to examine your inner nature, and look at the various psychological, physical and spiritual processes that make up your life experience. It can give you insights into what makes you “tick”, and provides an excellent way of navigating the currents of daily life.

Whether your goals are romantic, material or spiritual, it can help you reach them with less difficulty and fewer delays. Numerology can help you learn how to emphasize your strengths and overcome your weaknesses – almost anything you need to know can be found within the vibrational patterns and their cycles defined “by the numbers.”

Astrology and Numerology

Whether this is a first time look into astrology and numerology or you’re a serious novice student, these pages should be just right for you. This is a unique site providing a multitude of easy to understand and very informative astrology and numerology readings and explanations.

The Order of Bards, Ovates & Druids

A spiritual group dedicated to practising, teaching, and developing Druidry as a valuable and inspiring spirituality. Membership of the Order is open to followers of all faiths and none, regardless of gender, sexual orientation or ethnic origin, and there are currently over eight thousand members in fifty countries.

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