Pagan Jokes

What kind of furniture does a Goddess worshipper prefer?
Wicker

What’s the difference between New Age and Pagan?
About £500 a weekend

What do you call thirteen witches in a hot tub?
A self-cleaning coven

[showsquareadright]What do you say to an angry witch?
Ribbit

What’s the best thing about Pagan friends?
They worship the ground you walk on.

Jesus saves. The Goddess invests.

Sign in a Wiccan Bookstore: “No Shoplifting! Offenders will be Possessed! Second-time Offenders will be Re-Possessed!”

When the Goddess created men she must have been drunk and horny.

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