What’s the difference between New Age and Pagan?
About £500 a weekend
What do you call thirteen witches in a hot tub?
A self-cleaning coven
What’s the best thing about Pagan friends?
They worship the ground you walk on.
Jesus saves. The Goddess invests.
Sign in a Wiccan Bookstore: “No Shoplifting! Offenders will be Possessed! Second-time Offenders will be Re-Possessed!”
When the Goddess created men she must have been drunk and horny.