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Wicca is not a solemn and staid religion, just as life is not always serious. It is important to not take yourself too seriously, so take a look at these examples of Wiccan jokes and one-liners and have a laugh.


Candles Are Blowin’ Out

How many robes can a Witch ignite While dancing too close to the flame? How many words from the Grimm Brothers’ tales Can you really expect to “reclaim”? And how many chants fall as flat as a tack When you … Continue reading

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Bill Gates’ Book on Wicca

1. The book would be called Windows to the Goddess. 2. Iconology would be a major chapter. 3. A revised edition would be released approximately every 6 months without which your magic would no longer work. 4. Your broom would … Continue reading

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A Pagan In Hell

A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. The Pagan asks, “Where am I?” Peter says, “You’re at the gates of heaven.” The Pagan says, “But I don’t believe in heaven.” Peter … Continue reading

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