Category Archives: Humour

Wicca is not a solemn and staid religion, just as life is not always serious. It is important to not take yourself too seriously, so take a look at these examples of Wiccan jokes and one-liners and have a laugh.


Letter to Pagan Parents

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Thomas, I write this letter in concern of your daughter, Aradia Moon. Please don’t take this the wrong way, however, although she is a straight A student and a very bright child, she has some strange … Continue reading

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Keeping Summoned Beings As Pets

Why keeping summoned beings as pets is a bad idea… They may be cute and cuddly when they’re little, but they tend to grow. Fast. Into something large. You can’t flush your overgrown summoned pet down the toilet and no … Continue reading

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The Interfaith Community Project

As part of an Interfaith community project, a right wing Christian priest, a rabbi, and a Pagan priestess decided that in order to improve relations in the community, they will go on a fishing trip together on a local pond. … Continue reading

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Eve of Midwinter

‘Twas the Eve of Midwinter, and all through the Coven The witches were cooking strange things in the oven. There were mugwort frittatas and Dragon’s Blood stew And Mescaline eggnog and Mandrake fondue. There were hot mountain oysters and road-kill … Continue reading

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Circle Etiquette

Never summon anything you can’t banish. Never put asafoetida on the rocks in the sweat lodge. Do not attempt to walk more than 10 paces while wearing all of your ritual jewelry, dream bags and crystals at the same time. … Continue reading

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