Category Archives: Humour

Wicca is not a solemn and staid religion, just as life is not always serious. It is important to not take yourself too seriously, so take a look at these examples of Wiccan jokes and one-liners and have a laugh.


Your Neighbour Might Be A Witch If…

Fifty sure-fire ways to detect Paganism without having to resort to a dunking stool or wart-inspection. 1) Never puts any rubbish out on refuse-collection day. I mean, re-cycling and composting is fine, but you can take it too far. 2) … Continue reading

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You Might Be Technopagan If…

If your athame has a SCSI interface… If your OBE’s begin with a netsplit… If your priest robes conceal a pocket protector… If you calculate the phases of the moon with Windows ’95… If your altar has a keyboard…

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Pagan Lightbulb Jokes

How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightbulb? 13; consistng entirely of man-woman working couples. How many Radical feminists does it take? 7; one to do it, two to organize the creche and four to debate the meaning … Continue reading

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Pagan Jokes

What kind of furniture does a Goddess worshipper prefer? Wicker What’s the difference between New Age and Pagan? About £500 a weekend What do you call thirteen witches in a hot tub? A self-cleaning coven

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Modern New Age Affirmations

Read about how to create and use positive affirmations, or have a laugh at some affirmations that may not be too out of place in our modern world: As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in … Continue reading

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